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We All Make Mistakes – But These Celebs Are Bonkers Remember when I confessed to being a book worm?  Well, last night I was reading about Graydon Carter, the former Editor in Chief of Spy Magazine (he is now the Editor of Vanity Fair) and how he had an “Ironman Nightlife Decathlon” where he would award socialites and celebrities for ridiculous things like bouncing checks, stealing other men’s girlfriends, and acts of public lewdness.  I think the whole idea is genius, so I have decided to create my own.  Dear readers, I would like to introduce to you – drum roll please – The Dense, Dumb, and Dim-Witted Dozen.  And the winners are… Jesse James –               I have a bone to pick with you, Jesse! Tiger Woods –             Tisk, tisk. LiLo –                          Girl, get it together Jon Gosselin –              You and Ed Hardy should run away together to a land far, far away. Andy Dick –                 Your name is quite fitting. Speidi –                        You’re decreased the nation’s cumulative I.Q.  Congrats.  Carrie Prejean –           As a writer I can understand that sometimes it can be hard to string words together into an eloquent sentence, and at times one might need to create their own words to fully get their point across, but “opposite marriage”??  Seriously? Chris Brown – Jerk times a bazillion Bernie Madoff –           There are more important things than money, Berns, like puppies! Mel Gibson –               Maybe you should avoid bars… Roman Polanski –         Creepy and dumb, great combo. Nick Nolte –                I have no words. Who am I forgetting?  If you could create your own award – and have all of the nominees together – what would it be for?  And how much would you have to spend on security… L.T.

We All Make Mistakes – But These Celebs Are Bonkers

Remember when I confessed to being a book worm?  Well, last night I was reading about Graydon Carter, the former Editor in Chief of Spy Magazine (he is now the Editor of Vanity Fair) and how he had an “Ironman Nightlife Decathlon” where he would award socialites and celebrities for ridiculous things like bouncing checks, stealing other men’s girlfriends, and acts of public lewdness.  I think the whole idea is genius, so I have decided to create my own. 

Dear readers, I would like to introduce to you – drum roll please – The Dense, Dumb, and Dim-Witted Dozen.  And the winners are…

Jesse James –               I have a bone to pick with you, Jesse!

Tiger Woods –             Tisk, tisk.

LiLo –                          Girl, get it together

Jon Gosselin –              You and Ed Hardy should run away together to a land far, far away.

Andy Dick –                 Your name is quite fitting.

Speidi –                        You’re decreased the nation’s cumulative I.Q.  Congrats. 

Carrie Prejean –           As a writer I can understand that sometimes it can be hard to string words together into an eloquent sentence, and at times one might need to create their own words to fully get their point across, but “opposite marriage”??  Seriously?

Chris Brown – Jerk times a bazillion

Bernie Madoff –           There are more important things than money, Berns, like puppies!

Mel Gibson –               Maybe you should avoid bars…

Roman Polanski –         Creepy and dumb, great combo.

Nick Nolte –                I have no words.

Who am I forgetting?  If you could create your own award – and have all of the nominees together – what would it be for?  And how much would you have to spend on security…

L.T.