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Brutus, Pack Your Bags G. Wills was telling me about a new movie coming out with my girl Katherine Heigl and Fergie’s hunky husband Josh Duhamel called Life as We Know It.  The movie is about two adults who, despite disliking each other, are forced together when their mutual friends die in an accident and leave their adorable baby daughter in their care.  It made me laugh, it made me cry… and I’m only talking about the preview.  Like all movie previews (heck even a movie poster can get me going) this one really got me thinking.  If my parents kicked the bucket and I was still young enough to be passed on to some poor sucker, which couple would they pick?  I think my choice would be Sean Penn and Madonna.  Sure, there would be a messy custody battle when they got divorced (because neither would want me, zing), but at least it would be interesting. If I died I would leave Brutus my dog (sorry I don’t have any real two-legged kids yet) to my boyfriend Brad.  I love him too much to put him through the terror that was dealing with the teenage L.T, but I think he could handle a puppy pretty well.  Then I can come back to life as Brutus and snuggle up to Brad without him thinking it was creepy!  I swear, sometimes I come up with the best ideas ever!  Now I just need to find a lawyer to make this request official – then my evil… err… I mean elaborate… plan can commence. Who would be your picks? L.T.

Brutus, Pack Your Bags

G. Wills was telling me about a new movie coming out with my girl Katherine Heigl and Fergie’s hunky husband Josh Duhamel called Life as We Know It.  The movie is about two adults who, despite disliking each other, are forced together when their mutual friends die in an accident and leave their adorable baby daughter in their care.  It made me laugh, it made me cry… and I’m only talking about the preview.  Like all movie previews (heck even a movie poster can get me going) this one really got me thinking.  If my parents kicked the bucket and I was still young enough to be passed on to some poor sucker, which couple would they pick?  I think my choice would be Sean Penn and Madonna.  Sure, there would be a messy custody battle when they got divorced (because neither would want me, zing), but at least it would be interesting.

If I died I would leave Brutus my dog (sorry I don’t have any real two-legged kids yet) to my boyfriend Brad.  I love him too much to put him through the terror that was dealing with the teenage L.T, but I think he could handle a puppy pretty well.  Then I can come back to life as Brutus and snuggle up to Brad without him thinking it was creepy!  I swear, sometimes I come up with the best ideas ever!  Now I just need to find a lawyer to make this request official – then my evil… err… I mean elaborate… plan can commence.

Who would be your picks?

L.T.