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 The L.T. Decree Hello dear readers – this meeting is now in session.  We have a few orders of business to tend to.  First, I would like to congratulate Ryan for his hilarious and adorable joke that won him an EPIX hat signed by another funny guy, Louis C.K.  Nice work, Ryan!  Thank you for participating in the contest and for making me chuckle.  And don’t forget to watch Louis’ stand-up-act, Hilarious, when it comes to EPIX on September 18th.  Next on our agenda, I would like to draw your attention to two big events we have in store for the weekend.  Saturday is the world premiere of the EPIX exclusive behind-the-scenes documentary Inferno: The Making of The Expendables.  I’ve seen bits of pieces of it already (and you can too – just check out the movie page) and it looks incredible!  You can only watch it when it premieres on the EPIX Network at 10pm ET or on EpixHD.com so don’t even bother trying to catch it anywhere else.  Not like you would cheat on EPIX like that, but regardless.  Lastly, sweet, gentle, grandmotherly Madea (played by none other than Tyler Perry himself) is at it again in Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself which premieres on EPIX this Sunday.  Try saying that ten-times fast. Between Sylvester Stallone and Madea I’m going to have a busy weekend!  Oh my goodness – can you imagine if you actually were standing between those two?  You would come out looking like Flat Stanly. Don’t forget to participate in The Last Exorcism contest that I have brewing for a chance to win an EPIX hat signed by both Eli Roth and Daniel Stamm.  Sorry Ryan, you won’t be the only one sporting a sweet, signed hat this fall! All in favor?  AYE!  Meeting adjourned. L.T.

 The L.T. Decree

Hello dear readers – this meeting is now in session.  We have a few orders of business to tend to.  First, I would like to congratulate Ryan for his hilarious and adorable joke that won him an EPIX hat signed by another funny guy, Louis C.K.  Nice work, Ryan!  Thank you for participating in the contest and for making me chuckle.  And don’t forget to watch Louis’ stand-up-act, Hilarious, when it comes to EPIX on September 18th. 

Next on our agenda, I would like to draw your attention to two big events we have in store for the weekend.  Saturday is the world premiere of the EPIX exclusive behind-the-scenes documentary Inferno: The Making of The Expendables.  I’ve seen bits of pieces of it already (and you can too – just check out the movie page) and it looks incredible!  You can only watch it when it premieres on the EPIX Network at 10pm ET or on EpixHD.com so don’t even bother trying to catch it anywhere else.  Not like you would cheat on EPIX like that, but regardless.  Lastly, sweet, gentle, grandmotherly Madea (played by none other than Tyler Perry himself) is at it again in Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself which premieres on EPIX this Sunday.  Try saying that ten-times fast.

Between Sylvester Stallone and Madea I’m going to have a busy weekend!  Oh my goodness – can you imagine if you actually were standing between those two?  You would come out looking like Flat Stanly.

Don’t forget to participate in The Last Exorcism contest that I have brewing for a chance to win an EPIX hat signed by both Eli Roth and Daniel Stamm.  Sorry Ryan, you won’t be the only one sporting a sweet, signed hat this fall!

All in favor?  AYE!  Meeting adjourned.

L.T.